Topaz Tallywhacker here to report on the epic scifi flick The Fifth Element! It seems that the planet of Culture in the Galaxy of Plot has sent out a new radio transmission! These transmissions have been getting more and more frequent lately and we here at Plot to the C are giving your the goods!
In the far off distant future – THIS ALIEN meets THIS DUDE in order to save the WORLD!!! (and all life ever, minor detail)They are joined by Ruby Rhod, my idol and the embodiment of FUTURE SEXY!!!!
Together they all go see a SPACE OPERA!!!!!
(and later save the world, but c’mon, SPACE OPERA!!!!)
Its just….its AMAZING, its INCREDIBLE…. ITS…..
Topaz Tallywhacker, signing off!